Friday I leave for Austin to attend SXSW. I will be talking to a lot of people because people like to ask the naked guy questions and I find that it’s better to answer those questions than ignore them. In any case for those of you who can’t go or are too scared to ask your web celebs certain questions I figure you can just tell me and I will ask them.
Here is a list of questions I have for people.
- Bowman: Okay man, I know you used to be the superstar designer and you probably still have skills, but do you find having hot women swarm all over you and your constant dating habits has taken away from your design skills? You don’t blog anymore so I am just trying to keep up with these kind of things. Oh and are you gonna man up and drink with me again?
- Zeldman: Admit it, marriage life blows compared to those web design NY orgies, right?
- Fried: A while ago you had a girl in Chicago that left. I can’t remember how long ago that was, but it was some time ago. You still sweating that chick or does your millionaire status allow you more freedom to pick and choose who you want?
- Molly: Who is the hottest person in the web game now besides me? Okay you can say me if that’s your only answer.
- Calacanis: Do you wish you were as tall as me or as poor as me? Sorry man, you can only pick one.
- Random 9rules Members: Man you look nothing like your forum avatar, what up with that?
- Austin Police: Officer, did you know I run the 9rules Network and how many people I could get to blog about you right now if you don’t remove these cuffs?
- Random girl at bar: You know what my technorati rank is baby? Do you?
All very, very lame, but for some reason those are the questions that make people think. So what do you need me to ask and to who? Really I have no shame so don’t worry.